overheard: recent silliness

Skyler, clearly picking up on some of my expressions:

Reed:  "I don't have any fun toys."
Skyler:  "Oh, please."

Reed, after having a freak out at the grocery store and then asking for a treat.
Skyler:  "Do you think that we reward bad behavior?"

Reed from the backseat on the way to school:
"Mom, I just absolutely love you."

Reed brought into the house a bowl filled with dirt and rocks and two worms.  He said:  "Mom!  I found two worms!  Their names are Emilie and Sam."